{"id":335,"date":"2009-10-25T20:48:22","date_gmt":"2009-10-26T03:48:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wilsonld.com\/weblog\/?p=335"},"modified":"2015-06-04T22:02:32","modified_gmt":"2015-06-05T04:02:32","slug":"the-cat-who-went-to-paris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wilsonld.com\/weblog\/?p=335","title":{"rendered":"The Cat who Went to Paris"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>by Peter Gethers, 1991, Fawcett Columbine, New York<\/p>\n<p>Ye, Gads!\u00c2\u00a0 Another cat story!<\/p>\n<p>This cat is the most amazing animal that ever lived.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s owner can let it run loose on the rooftops of Paris with nary a concern that it will encounter its demise.\u00c2\u00a0 This cat can melt the heart of the meanest carmudgeon.\u00c2\u00a0 This cat makes me want to trade-up all of our existing three felines for animals who are at least above average.<\/p>\n<p>No, on second thought, I think we will stick with what we&#8217;ve got: three lazy, do-nothing, give nothing in return, peeing over the edge of the kitty litter, always demanding critters.\u00c2\u00a0 After all, they need us almost more than we need them.<\/p>\n<p>One thing is for certain though;\u00c2\u00a0 I won&#8217;t\u00c2\u00a0 be reading\u00c2\u00a0more books about that super breed anytime soon. <img decoding=\"async\" title=\"2 1\/2 stars\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wilsonld.com\/weblog\/wp-includes\/images\/stars-2-5.gif\" alt=\"2 1\/2 stars\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Peter Gethers, 1991, Fawcett Columbine, New York Ye, Gads!\u00c2\u00a0 Another cat story! This cat is the most amazing animal that ever lived.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s owner can let it run loose on the rooftops of Paris with nary a concern that <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/wilsonld.com\/weblog\/?p=335\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[28,15,25],"class_list":["post-335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","tag-animals","tag-fiction","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wilsonld.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wilsonld.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wilsonld.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wilsonld.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wilsonld.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=335"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/wilsonld.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":338,"href":"https:\/\/wilsonld.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions\/338"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wilsonld.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wilsonld.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wilsonld.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}